“Can you imagine knowing that much information. I can’t. I’m not that smart.” -Al

"Avocados! Are the best, they don't move!."

"There it is, he wants to know if he can shoot.... Underwater chess!" -Doug Rea

Stop being Mexican, it’s bad for you.

"I am Oreo Ice Cream." -Al

Half Birthday.

Your smile is the sun mademoiselle and us fallen men, we need the sun.

“I think I’m God’s gift to woman too.” -Al

"I use the word fuck like some people use the word the."

"Our fingerprints don't fade from the one's we touch."

“Do you see this leprechaun?”