Day one.

Not at liberty to say.

White wedding

Brittaney and Shane. December 17th, 2011

Fuck you, too! Don’t you call me lady!

What the ka-fuck, were you thinking?

“This... this is a photograph of a hooker! Outside of Hong Kong.”

Murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

“Well I don’t think there a law against hiding in a pipe organ…”

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

Because Obviously Parking Lots Have Bouncers...

“I learned how to exercise with a chair!” –Alyssa

Housewife seeks grandfather figure

The darkness is just a suggestion.

Concord LXI