E is for Ernest who choked on a peach

What’s inside a girl?

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

"Play it again Sam."

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Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.

C is for Clara who wasted away.

Sometimes I day dream about getting in a car crash or getting really sick.

B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.

M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.

Because you were home...

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.

“I’m crap in the mornings.”

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.

Drunken public intoxication.