Married!

Christopher and Elizabeth

You, Be cute tomorrow!This seems about right.

No pressure.
Really.

Are you comparing college life to sparta?

"Fine Art is for pussies." -Alexis

I just have a naturally sad face.

That's just how my face looks.
Some people have sad eyes.
I have a sad face.

“There were people out there who had a good time in life. I was beginning to realize, I wasn’t one of them.”

I have the worst time telling them apart.

Because I love you and this made me cry the second time I read it.

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katie the ryan,

this is my attempt at an end of the year email.
i am actually going to be serious here, because the emails that i sent to julie and drew were anything but.
i'll send a stupid funny one after this but right now i want to be serious.
When I first met you, Katie Ryan, I thought you hated me. I shouldn't have judged you by your facial expressions, because I hate when people do that to me.
Over time, I got to know you a lot better, and I am extremely happy that I did.
you are the best possible roommate that I could have had this year.
you're the right amount of chill, you're extremely generous, and have a similar mindset as me.
we both hate when people ask to borrow stupid things.
we're both dog lovers. seriously this is something i love about us/you. we both understand how hilarious it is when family guy makes real dog references.
you're super cute-even your laugh. it is fucking hilarious and i will never forget it.
your photos are all fine-artsy and shit. love ittt.
i love yelling at you about little things you do, like talking to ron late at night or leaving mugs on that little crease of the refrigerator door.
i dont know who is going to wash my nasty dishes next year, but sorry for making that your responsibility.
i'm going to miss "sleepover" nights and laughing at the weird things you say/do in your sleep. so good.
i love you, and i hope you come over to our apartment a bunch next year so i can bake dutch babies and we can reminisce about stupid times like when i tried to skateboard in that parking lot with all of the rocks.
you're the bestest.

LOVE,
SAMMY

Samantha Palmer

I'm all about bad decisions lately.

"She has dick-sucking lips, so I consider the options."

"Dancing is something you do alone in your room at 3 in the morning."

For some reason, I'm going to miss this.

A lot.

"I never realized ignoring him was an option!"

(I want my old hair back.)

I like your beard.

Flashback.

I wish math was as easy as your girlfriend.

This time last year:

You must suffer to be Beautiful.

You are the best of a bad situation.

Why won't you let me love you?

“You know what love is? Love is for losers who are too afraid to be alone.”

Now I gotta shut shit down.

Be a man, pick friends all selective now. You're cool, you're cool, fuck you. And to the bitch that's on ya fuck you too.

“I have a friend who writes pretty good comics. Except all his female characters have rape origin stories. Maybe ‘friend’ is too strong a word.”

So.
Much.
Green.

Palmyra, NY. Sacred Grove.

“I desire things which will destroy me in the end.”  -Sylvia Plath

I am all about bad decisions lately.

Paying attention in class has never been my forte.

"I'm not hipster, I'm just dirty!"- Sam Palmer

I'd take care of you, if you'd ask me to.

"Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."

“Man, I’m glad I’m not you. Feeling myself up on the subway would creep people out.”

"I learned to pick locks to get at your heart but failed. I got into your house, though."

“When we kiss I hear your thoughts. So I would rather we didn’t.”

It's one of those days.