Big Galumph. 

Our sun will die.

I recognize that puddle

It turns out I don’t really want to have sex. I guess I just got confused because you’re so great!
ASW

Don't you think she looks tired?

There's not enough light in my room.

“Looking forward to killing you.”

Got home at almost 3am.
I slept through almost all the daylight. I woke up at 7pm. 7. That's impressive even for me.
No one disturbed me.
Arm is already sore and marked with red welts via my darling Maya.
Puppy peed on me in the first hour of being home and holding it.
And my mom is making curry tonight.
Perfect.

When there’s a will, there’s a relative.

“Did aunt Pat do anything right?” –Uncle Tim
“She died.” –Aunt Patty

I napped after everyone left and dreamed about Harry Potter and cleaning.

Ahhh, lederhosen bonding.

Breaking from cleaning to have some tea. We're getting take out pizza because again, we don't feel like making anything tonight. We have to make so much over the next 24 hour.
I have to make 6 pies tonight. 6!
Usually I only have to make 4:
Two pumpkin and two pecan with one of each having a gluten free crust for my aunt.
This year though, my mom is into making apple pies so I get to make two of those as well.
Tonight is going to be fun.

Dead peoples things for sale.

I ache in all the places others get pleasure.

“They are always watching, always listening, recording everything. So I sing into the phone sometimes. Maybe it cheers them up.” –A Softer World

I hope she's preggers.

"Um... what is this?" -Me "I don't know, I was going through the guide and it said strange sex, and how can you NOT click on that?"-Dad

“Killer in the hooooooouuuse.”

“I want girls on bread.”

Mac is getting old.

"I can't tell if this is fun or not..." -Alyssa

NYS Fair.

You must suffer to be Beautiful.

A stranger is just a friend you have yet to meet. Or, maybe a rapist...

“I feel like I haven’t been living my life. I just want to do at least one illegal thing to you tonight.”

At the next interaction, turn left.

“Her mind is like scrambles eggs I think.” -Emily

You don't play a hunt.

What are you, new?

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