Big Galumph. 

The sea didn't want me

Depends how long it takes.

Six unhappy uncles

You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

The Unquiet Death

You non-contributing, product sponge cunt!

I miss you, you were the best to cuddle with.
Even if you ate my furniture and room.

Oh go read 'The Bell Jar,' you poser!

Met you at the club, no further comment.

Wiggle

Hook?

(+)
Slept in with pup.
Feta and pepperoni pizza.
Sam came over to see pup.
(3)

(-)
Henry didn't start at first this morning. Got in Kirstins way.
Rory peed in Michelles room :(
(2)

Burning out.

Dear girls above me,

(+)

Got a rose from Commons.
Saw Shelby and she gave me a tootsie roll.
Alyssa got me earrings to match the rings she got me.
Thinking About Making final wasn't that bad.
Took Rory to Beanz.
(5)

(-)
Up early.
Gloves at work hurt the tiny puppy cuts and scratches on my hands.
Rory's being a handful.
Got in trouble for taking Rory to Beanz.
(4)

Finally relieved.

Artist statement: I’m just an asshole.

I miss you sleeping on my neck.

Lots of new dreams.

He then proceeded to pee on the table.

“We came to see my family, not have fun.”

Christmas:
When we pretend we're good Catholics who don't only go church on major holidays and attend the Christmas Eve or Day mass.

We should be set until Easter now.

Thank you for being the cookie in my jar.

He's been sleeping on my chest for the past two hours. I need nothing else.

Shut up naked boy!

“What the fuck was that? Like a cheese stick?"
Like a G6.
"No fuck that he said cheese stick.”

"Oh shit they're cutting off all our heads today."

Darling, I'm tired...