“We came to see my family, not have fun.”

Christmas:
When we pretend we're good Catholics who don't only go church on major holidays and attend the Christmas Eve or Day mass.

We should be set until Easter now.

“First date, stick to vandalism and loitering.”

For me to be functioning before noon during this vacation requires multiple large cups of highly caffeinated tea.

If karma doesn’t hit you I will.

“Sugar is bad. Sugar rots your teeth. Sugar makes you hyper. Hitler ate sugar.”

No tickling lead to… oral sex.

I have low esteem for everyone else. –Daria