Holden. 

Mustaches on strings are the finest of things

Philophobia is the fear of emotional attachment; fear of being in, or falling in love.

Love is friendship set on fire

Best advice giver in history:

"You should have him do you on his desk. Hot."

Cuz for life.

The only water in the forest

Only fools greet the day with a smile.

If you knew I was dying would it change you?

Merry Christmas/Happy New Year.

I need to make a resolution list.

A working ragaholic.

Self administered tattoo via 2005 (?)

“Here’s some more men who ought to be stripped to a gurney and castrated with fishing knives.” –George Carlin

This is me leaving you.

“Nothing said ‘eat up’ like a bleeding half dead jew nailed to a piece of wood.”

They grow up so fast. And naked.

That’s a terrible self destructive idea and we’re behind you one hundred percent.

Red wine, shrimp, calamari, spicy tuna rolls & Kaila Maria Ryan, 2011 here we come.

Used Metal.

Chipotle and accidental romper purchase.

“Holy vanishing vitals, he’s dead!”

Here's hoping.

You are the beautiful half.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy raspberries, which are kind of the same thing.

Things we left behind.

Fuck dancing around people's feelings, you look like hot topic vomited all over you, go change.

If you lived here you’d be home by now.

And may their first child be a masculine child.

Shut up naked boy!

“What the fuck was that? Like a cheese stick?"
Like a G6.
"No fuck that he said cheese stick.”

That’s the upside of having a mental breakdown.

This Christmas I’d rather have your presence than your presents.

“I feel like there should be a bodice ripping smut section.”

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

If karma doesn’t hit you I will.

“Sugar is bad. Sugar rots your teeth. Sugar makes you hyper. Hitler ate sugar.”