Holden. 

If you knew I was dying would it change you?

Merry Christmas/Happy New Year.

I need to make a resolution list.

What if it quivers?

I'll leave you alone forever now.

Kick her in the balls!

Not applicable in Massachusetts.

For Christmas I got: A tea pot, a mug for tea, 4 different kinds of tea, biscotti, Sedaris's new book, oh and inside the mug is more tea so actually that makes 5. :)
Yes, I love me some tea and activities to do/eat while drinking tea.

“We came to see my family, not have fun.”

Christmas:
When we pretend we're good Catholics who don't only go church on major holidays and attend the Christmas Eve or Day mass.

We should be set until Easter now.

She is forgettable because she is always there when he calls.

"I Love trees that fit the room."

We even party fancy.