You look terrible today.

I'm slowly destroying my insides.

For Christmas I got: A tea pot, a mug for tea, 4 different kinds of tea, biscotti, Sedaris's new book, oh and inside the mug is more tea so actually that makes 5. :)
Yes, I love me some tea and activities to do/eat while drinking tea.

"Lumpy mattress? Lumpy dreams!”

I need to get on my recreation reading. Soon.

Deep fried parakeets.

"I have serious issues taking orders from someone who thought that realists were people who sold houses."
-My other half, Kaila Maria RyanBarns&Noble,
Wegmans,
Denny's,
Kaila's house,
Home.
Sumo tomorrow.
Love.

This book is not about you.

I found this while cleaning, it's a shot glass we got with a bottle of Jagger. It is now mine.

I love my new book. It's kind of really depressing but just so funny at a same time:

“Being dead is awful but it’s better than the shame of being lonely.”

Also don't care that I look so upset in these photos because it is almost 4am and I've been cleaning all day, well since noon but still.
I'm tired, for once, and want to sleep but these pies are taking forever. I think we're bailing on the apple pies.