You're a nice guy

I'm not into being punitive.

Non-Contributing Product Sponge Cunt

I see no problem?

"I'll drink the blood, let's party."

"Why are you wet?"

We look up about ponies, turns out they're asshole. They bite all the time.

(+)
Second class is canceled.
Registration was alright.
Got plenty of sleep.
No boxing does mean I can go to the serious as fuck girls night though.
Clean sheets.
Found a dress I forgot about.
Car will be okay as of Sunday.
Samantha.
(8)

(-)
Don't be mad please.
Two weeks on Sunday of no car.
No boxing this weekend. So no home and no puppy.
New registration system suucks.
(4)

Relaxing.

Pepsi's not water you cunt!

“I made the one with the blue M&M cause I don’t believe in love.”

Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.

“We’re miserable with a great life.”

My wife assassinated my sexual identity and my children are eating my dreams.

“You’re just dead people who haven’t died yet.”

"Uh, why is this girl a genius?" -Me
"Why is he British?" -Kristin

"Oh shit they're cutting off all our heads today."

Darling, I'm tired...