Intern in the incinerator

Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?

Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife

Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy,
It’s nightmare on Elm street and guess who’s playing Freddy.

My chick do stuff dat ya chick wish she could

Alyssa, Julie, Nicky and I braved the snow, drove into a guard rail and scratched up my poor car. All for sushi.

But it was damn good sushi.

I really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

Nicky is so fabulous.

The sex addict who went organic.

Nice to meet you, again.

Sushi date with Nicky Ip. :)

Jesus is a black woman. He’s like Lil Kim or something.” –Nicky

At the next interaction, turn left.