They didn't

And he doesn't.

She's the bell of the ball

Intern in the incinerator

Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?

Why don’t you get your kiss from Mr. Halfman

Sam left pictures for me.

“You seem more villainous than usual mom, are you sober?”

Crindy.

“Everybody is Japan is either a ten year old girl or a monster.”

“If you feel something moving down there, it’s the bird.”

"Heeey fake uncle Jack."

"I'm no scar. Dot com."

(+)
Printed in time.
My block heater came in.
Soup and raspberries with Sam.
Hangs in Javas.
Avocado.
(5)

(-)
Skipped class.
Tonsil stone.
Registration is a night/morning ruin-er.
(3)

Aiight.

If it's not too late for coffee, I'll be at your place in ten.

“I heard the jury's still out on... science.”

“Very secret, he doesn’t even know, does he?”

(+)
Class canceled.
Qualified. 1 year.
3 months worth.
CAKE!
Raspberries and Avocados.
Sam came over.
Girl time in the livingroom.
(7)

(-)
You're a piece of shit human being. Drop dead.
Did not know class was canceled until I was already at class.
Because I went to work early, they made me work early.
(3)

The small good things still don't make up for the big bad.
Awful day.

I hate everyone and everything.

“If you feel something moving down there, it’s the bird.”

Well, that was a freebie.

"Ah, love. Why cut yourself when you could be in love?"

“Sex doesn’t ruin friendship. Post hoc, ergo proctor hoc.”

(+)
Reeses Puffs. Alyssa makes me buy 'real' food, I still choose cereal. Nice try.
Almost skipped class but I was a good student and went.
Alyssa gave me chicken noodle soup and a muffin.
Saw Nicky.
And Emily.
Had a Charlie Brown.
Perogies!
(7)

(-)
Back hurt.
The new Family Guy isn't up. WTF it should be by today. Lame.
Unnecessary visit to PPH.
(3)

Oh joy.

Heey possible nephew.

I've been wanting to have my own awkward talk.

I heard the jury's still out on... science.

Does anyone know why my handle bars are in my bed?

Lets start with the misdemeanors then push on through to the lighter treason.

“Only I’m allowed to ignore you.” –Sam

I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

(+)
Sam slept in ma bed.
Slept late.
Got SUSHI!
We didn't have to kick Alyssa once.
Lainie made Mac and Cheese.
Lainie frosted the cake.
Best frosting in the world.
I rearranged my room, I enjoy the change.
Bought groceries.
American Psycho with Kristin and Kane.


(-)
Bought groceries. So much money gone.
Huge bruise forming on my leg from falling in the sump pump.
Nicky slept through sushi.

I'm hiding from a child. Big difference.

I was told it was a bob.

Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

“Everyone pretend to be normal.”

2011 is the new 2012.

“Hey, you’re mean sober as well!”