“We nee darkness to appreciate the light, and we need sadness to appreciate alcohol.” –A Softer World

Sometimes when two people love each other.

It’s really unfortunate.

-A Softer World

Don’t think of it as us breaking up.

Think of it as me being happy again.

Dame

Nobody dies before their time. That’s what “their times” means.

I recognize that puddle

It turns out I don’t really want to have sex. I guess I just got confused because you’re so great!
ASW

Oh, do be fierce.

"You were the best mistake I ever made. Or, anyways, you weren’t the worst. Your sister was the worst.”

Earth death in thirty minutes

“Nice dress. It’d look good on the floor beside my bed. I’m super into floors now? Dressing them up all sexy and stuff. You know.”

The quietest people have the loudest minds.

“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to. In bed.” –A Softer World

“They are always watching, always listening, recording everything. So I sing into the phone sometimes. Maybe it cheers them up.” –A Softer World

I hope she's preggers.

I will repeat that: by removing the head or destroying the brain.

“I don’t know why you’re mad. Your mouth said “no,” but your blonde friend said “yes.” –A Softer World

Photos via my favorite: Alyssa Ki

“I don’t know why you’re mad. Your mouth said “no,” but your blonde friend said “yes.” –A Softer World

“The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.”

Missing shots from Alyssa's

Thunderstorms are good for my soul.

"I'm glad I met you. Even more glad that my friends told me you were easy." -A Softer World

“I’m speaking to you, dear viewer.”

“I don’t know whether that screaming man with the handgun was part of the play or not. And I don’t want to know. Shakespeare is awesome.” –A Softer World

“How about, don’t wear fake beards or you’ll get arrested.” –Gerald, Hey Arnold

“I put an awful lot of effort into not offending people, considering how bored I am.” –A Softer World

“I disagree with your opinion but will defend to the death, your right, to go fuck yourself.”

“Things I have loved I’m allowed to keep.”

“I have a friend who writes pretty good comics. Except all his female characters have rape origin stories. Maybe ‘friend’ is too strong a word.”

So.
Much.
Green.

Palmyra, NY. Sacred Grove.

I'd take care of you, if you'd ask me to.

"Judge if you want. We are all going to die. I intend to deserve it."

“Man, I’m glad I’m not you. Feeling myself up on the subway would creep people out.”

"I learned to pick locks to get at your heart but failed. I got into your house, though."

“When we kiss I hear your thoughts. So I would rather we didn’t.”

It's one of those days.