I'm your stranger, jump!

Headless cat.

Sad Helen

“That’s the nastiest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

I hate no sleep coupled with 2 tests, a paper due and printing to be done.

“I’m about to wax your futon.” –Me to Alex

"Shit happens when you party naked." -Nietzsche

Stop hiding Alyssa!

The time has come for colds and overcoats.

Helen's cute.

Fat, Horny, Black and Joe

Fail Balloon

We're kind of getting better at these?

I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.

“I never had money but I did have a bike” -Charles Bukowski

I'm not having fun anymore, I feel you should know this.

Don't pull away, it only makes me want to stay.

Where the elite without feet come to eat.

I think we kissed but I forgot.

Commons Freezer.

I want someone to know where these are.

This Is Just To Say
by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive methey were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

“Soy milk is like… not from cows?” –Lucia

“All the Pilipino children are falling off my wall!” –Alyssa

I need to get away (again).

“Yesterday he was jumping down my throat, today he’s the happy dancing man.” –Dexter

"You could quit photography and just be a rapper."

“Is that the mob accent?” –Alyssa

“Italian? Yeah.” –Me

South African Accent

Meet the creepiest statue known to man.

“And in case of emergency, smile.”

“Fucking dog has fucking papers.” –The Big Lebowski

Photos via my favorite: Alyssa Ki

“I don’t know why you’re mad. Your mouth said “no,” but your blonde friend said “yes.” –A Softer World

“Yes, it was very sad when the man stopped drawing the deer.”

“You can’t touch me. YOU can touch me. Just not my brain.”

“My uterine waaaaall!”

‘Cause I love the way you say good morning, and you take me the way I am.

“There’s so much I want to tell you about the way I’m disappearing.”

“He stumbled into fate.”

“Mm seat bread.” –Alyssa

“You probably piss sweet tea.”

“Some day you wake up and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong, it’s just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble.”

“The best revenge is living well. The second best revenge is fire ants.”

Missing shots from Alyssa's