22 Hours

Because Obviously Parking Lots Have Bouncers...

“I learned how to exercise with a chair!” –Alyssa

“Settling for what, being a noisy asshole?”

“I took something out cause I thought it had a hood and I was like ‘Aaaah turtleneck!’” –Sammy

Save the Narwhale!

“I am afraid. I am not solid, but hollow.  — Sylvia Plath

"If you’re the person with the ‘only’, you don’t have to be good." -Wooters

Grandpa Kalavaski.
77th Birthday.
Scan.

I can tell it's Spring again when I hear the mototcycles wizz by.

“Roses are red, violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head."

"I am terrified by this dark thing That sleeps in me..."

“Do it and I'll bag your banana!”

Half Birthday.

Your smile is the sun mademoiselle and us fallen men, we need the sun.

If you want to make out with the young ladies, take them to see Dracula.

There is no time to waste on closed pistachios

I love nothing…

As nothing won’t hurt me.

What the f-stop?

You can see my house now!
You never could before!

"You may not know why you're here, you just have to do something while you're here." -Owen Butler

"This is how I want my death to be: I took a photograph and I died. Click, gone, done with it." Owen Butler

"Is this that Chicken show?" -Alyssa

“He’s with a girl, no wonder he’s so upset looking.” –Alyssa

I collect hobbies.

“I think that’s code for gay in Texas.”

The sky isn't an adequate cieling?

Apples.

“I think I’m God’s gift to woman too.” -Al

"I use the word fuck like some people use the word the."

"Our fingerprints don't fade from the one's we touch."

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.

Coyness is nice and

Coyness can stop you

From saying all the things in life you'd like to

“Do you see this leprechaun?”

The "theat" is over.

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

"I'm going to glue babies to you and it will be art."

If you take enough percocet, you have freedom.

I want to do it by myself, in the dark, like a worm.

Why parents... just why?

The phony must die says the catcher in the rye.

I’m going to smuggle you in your sleep!

People should be able to say how they feel - how they really feel - not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.