You’re not just lying.

You’re slowing down the progress of all man kind.

Our faces are painted

I wish we had a proper goodbye.

Wimpy, tree hugging, pussies

Remove the living soul from your body.

I exist in color too

Disarray.

Best advice giver in history:

"You should have him do you on his desk. Hot."

Cuz for life.

Kids,

Never mix pot, alcohol, and vicodin unless you want a severe case of the fucking wonderfuls.

Another fine mess

I learn nothing from the past.

I caught your eye

Then I caught your name.

You've trained him to frown, haven't you?

Shame. Just a shame.

Your limit is 34

Ow! My most of me!

If you say it all the time a dirty word will get its cleaning.

I'm a flirt

Please don't change your mind in the morning

Love,
Me

You go to hell

You go to hell, and you die!

Lattitude

With attitude

Why do you look so sad?

Because you talk to me with words and I look at you with feelings.

Apres moi, le deluge.

After me comes the flood.

Where’s her friend Candy?

In the fridge remember?

Touch this and die

It costs a lot of money to get drunk in public.

It should have been easy...

... It was in English.

She likes cloth

Send me.

Like watching a stroke in slow motion

Valley of the Gods

Pretty white kids with problems

They only come to go away

First of all,

You don’t remember being in your moms stomach unless she ate you.

Hi

There's so much I want to know.

Her birthday is soon.

She'll be 4. I'm getting old.

Oh, I’m fine. I’m English.

We like to be cold and wet.

A series of images

That change as they repeat themselves.

He is a frog

Not a toad.

Oh, sadness, I'm your girl

Many of them are escapists.

High functioning sociopath

Common in declining societies.

Don’t think of it as us breaking up.

Think of it as me being happy again.

Universes beneath your skin

You're like a galaxy of freckles.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

That's a personal observation.

Summer so far:

Work, and Sam braiding my hair.

Stargazer in a puddle

You best enlarge to see that grin. Is it suspicious that I brought that up unprovoked?

I did acid in high school.

Probably why I’m not a doctor.

There's a hole in my window screen

And a hornets nest outside my window.

Well, fuck.

I’m just regular Gonzalez

Looking up

Intern in the incinerator

Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?

Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper

Super Duper

The young ones have no manners

Sam's back

The Man in the Mud

Thanks for the divorce. I really appreciate it

If inconveniant, come anyways

Summer to do list:

Matching knives with Sam

Flying elbow

1000 ways to die

Dame

Nobody dies before their time. That’s what “their times” means.

The only water in the forest

Only fools greet the day with a smile.

She's a breather

Stomp the ground, push me around, and send me on my way.

Find someone soon

And someone better than me.