Journal of impossible things

Sparrow and Nightingale

Good to hear

Always late, always lost.

No, I don't think so

1920

1.23

You choose the perfect words.

I recognize that puddle

It turns out I don’t really want to have sex. I guess I just got confused because you’re so great!
ASW

Hello again

I miss you.

Working

"Really, you love to laugh? That's so rare to find in someone."

Slew

I don't know how to be happy.

You think too loud

Moving media.

You always know who’s been choked

We should get a cat, we won't have a cat next year. We could dress Sam up as a cat.

"I'll drink the blood, let's party."

"Why are you wet?"

Sitting full of nerves

Hello ladies.

Friendly Napalm Attack

"And now my glasses are foggy from making out."

Rhemus

Romulus

Cole slaw, it’s like fake salad

Then we couldn’t stand being happy and we ripped ourselves in half again.

Everyone get sad

"I hope your kids have bad influences and develop bad personalities."

At a drug-drenched party

Can this be a bet?

I am fortunes fool

I did my duty for Queen and country.

26.2

This is the story of how I died.

Looking at this guy, looking over there, looking at your desktop, looking at the camera, looking at something, looking at girls.

"I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse."

Oh, do be fierce.

"You were the best mistake I ever made. Or, anyways, you weren’t the worst. Your sister was the worst.”

As if I never thought anything

I’m a negative of a person.

Chapter II: Pure Air and Things That Spoil It

Who cares? We understand the universe.

The sea didn't want me

Depends how long it takes.

Bleak

Meant to say.

Why don’t you get your kiss from Mr. Halfman

On my way to being a worse person

Don't lose those fucking words

Chicks dig time lords

We were like strangers, who knew each other very well.

Six unhappy uncles

You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

The dead don’t tend to remember

Hiatus over.