If only there was a moral I could tell.

It's erotic or exotic, I can't tell.

"Funny thing about his ears is that they’re on his face.” –Alex

God I pity the violins in glass coffins they keep coughin’, they’ve forgotten how to sing.

“It was fucking mouthwash! They made me drink fucking mouthwash! One hundred proof, ice blue mouthwash!” –Alyssa

"Hester Pryne always wore a corset.” –Alyssa

Dads wrist x-ray. He tried washing it.

“There’s not a hole for the ostridge!” –Alyssa

Lets go on a journey...

I'm just going to call you Dumbledore.

Look on the bright side, we're going to see a lynching.

We went back to abandoned places.

The owls are not what they seem.

Someone left this on my car yesterday. I'm not sure when. It was not there before I had ethics, I'm pretty sure, so someone must have left it there while I was in class. But I didn't notice as I drove Alyssa home, I finally saw it when I got back to my house. I thought it was a ticket, then I thought it was an angry note.
He must assume I'm a guy, cause I have NO idea what OM617 means. Also, he got it wrong, Henry is a 79 Benz, not an 80s. Close, but no cigar.

This is not a door.

“I wish I had all of that ass in them jeans.” -Alyssa

Why did 3 days feel like eternity?

"You always look angry and I look like a bitch so it's fine." -Alyssa

"Great you put some blocks together. Jenga? Cool... "

Then he was gone and…

Hahaha, oh dad.

Beautiful figment.

Jesus is a black woman. He’s like Lil Kim or something.” –Nicky

“They are always watching, always listening, recording everything. So I sing into the phone sometimes. Maybe it cheers them up.” –A Softer World

I hope she's preggers.

"Um... what is this?" -Me "I don't know, I was going through the guide and it said strange sex, and how can you NOT click on that?"-Dad

Dedicated to the job I hate:

I still wish you the best.

We watched things decompose today.

Hey, did you hear the one about us?

The overture to the commencement of a very rigid search.

You want the sunrise to go back to bed.

Good night sweet prince.

Clyde likes me when there's no one else home.

Load the car and write the note.

Here’s to the past.

I've made a tiny huge mistake.

"And God said, “Let there be sandwiches,” and Eve made them."

Clearer in my mind.

Second hole!!

She looks pretty in a cracked mirror.

I don’t know! I DON’T KNOW! I’m lost! I’m scared! I feel like I’m disappearing! MY SKIN’S COMING OFF! I’M GETTING OLD! Nothing makes any sense to me! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!”

Got your girl face down, banging on the wall.

“Killer in the hooooooouuuse.”

There’s a submarine in your pocket.

Ouch.

These are tests.