I'd have to buy a whole new book

Not a neigh but the other one.

Sad song mood

I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray.

Army of Ghosts

He had gone completely Jewish as they say

Update:

Still love her.

Pigbuns

Return Sam Palmer next Friday, warm only

A pocket full of mumbles such are promises

"I'm pretending you're a whale and I'm a parasitic fish that's going to eat all your algae!"

Left.

Hidden Vinegar

It's called being tired.

Unless it’s a cult, I don’t know their songs

Fuck off, build a fridge.

Phew

Bedtime story.

I mustache you a question.

"My name isn't Adam We. Or is it? Who am I?"

Bluish

Trance.

Guess I shouldn't have had so many action figure guns for lunch

"Where can we dispose of our batteries?"

Her name is bitch duck

"They brainwashed you, didn't they. fuck. I should have come to protect you." -Samantha

We forget because we must

Look at the hairs on the back of my manly hairy hands.

Most likely to fight back

Funny the things you think of, with your shirt off.

And darn it he loves me.

Tall hair boy.

Just need to roll it down.

Quality.

Loser, vegitarian, lesbian

Snippy.

Samantha wrote this:

the cake is so fresh
i am eating it

And this:

its not just a cake
its a Lainie cake

so we we so excited
we we so excited
we gonna have a good time

And this:

march madness milkshakes?
"kristin wanna hear something gross?"
"the day I got home I was so hungry"
"its spring break how come you didnt come home"
"one sandwich for $4"
"i was so full that I almost threw up"


Lainie is home
and there is a cake


hi lady
feed us
the cake

And finally, this:

so its thursday night
we are sitting in the living room
bugs surround us
sam figured out how to fix the futon
we are waiting for lainie to bring a cake
we will be disappointed if there is not a cake
jill is asleep
kristin is talking in funny words
i think lainie is here
how beautiful that cake will be

Biutiful

Surprise.

Your: Possesive

You're= You are

You secretly.

Persistence.

I am the queen of sheeba.

Del sol.

Day and Night

"Dogs have human eyes." - Karl Pilkington

Logshitdirt

You've been blind all your life.

E is for Ernest who choked on a peach

What’s inside a girl?

Nightmare

Funbag napkin.

Back by popular demand

(+)

Brueggers with Sam.
Beach adventure.
Lucious.


(-)
You wouldn't come.
I told you I wished you were here.
The room was shaking, there were three of things.

I am very sorry that you do not understand.

1001.312

I’m getting a fair idea.

"Nah, they were probably just saying that."

Let’s pretend we’re blind.

FHX

Rare appearance

+

Fingers, they’re not the same as eyes.

I forgot.

H is for Hector done in by a thug.

"Play it again Sam."

CIV

I'm Charlie Sheen crazy for you.

Poetry for simpletons

A one night stand between a parallelogram and a rhombus.

ISFJ

The impossible planet.

You don’t have to be naked for this.

Earth death in thirty minutes

“Nice dress. It’d look good on the floor beside my bed. I’m super into floors now? Dressing them up all sexy and stuff. You know.”

You don’t have to be all man to be all man.

I always check for a hidden message from you.

The flesh is free

The Empty Child

604.35

Do you?

The Unquiet Death

It sets the air on fire

One night stand Sue-Ann.