"You may not know why you're here, you just have to do something while you're here." -Owen Butler

"This is how I want my death to be: I took a photograph and I died. Click, gone, done with it." Owen Butler

"Is this that Chicken show?" -Alyssa

“He’s with a girl, no wonder he’s so upset looking.” –Alyssa

I collect hobbies.

“I think that’s code for gay in Texas.”

The sky isn't an adequate cieling?

Apples.

“I think I’m God’s gift to woman too.” -Al

"I use the word fuck like some people use the word the."

"Our fingerprints don't fade from the one's we touch."

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. You are wasting my time.

Coyness is nice and

Coyness can stop you

From saying all the things in life you'd like to

“Do you see this leprechaun?”

The "theat" is over.

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

"I'm going to glue babies to you and it will be art."

If you take enough percocet, you have freedom.

I want to do it by myself, in the dark, like a worm.

Why parents... just why?

The phony must die says the catcher in the rye.

I’m going to smuggle you in your sleep!

People should be able to say how they feel - how they really feel - not, you know, some words that some strangers put in their mouths.

Just because she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean she's your soul mate.

I don’t need you to tell me I’m a son of a bitch, I know I am, have been for a long time, I like it, the hours are good.

This is one soggy pickle

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!

"It's our problem freeee.."

"Tell me a bed time story pleaaaase?"

Just wait right there, I'll be right back to cut your penis. Not the whole thing. And after we'll have wine and sponge cake.

The sun is in the sky, makes for happy endings.

Things are looking nice :)

All my friends are bad kids.

Tonights dinner:
Roasted red peppers and black olives in balsamic vinegar over Parmesan cous cous.
As close to a home meal as I can make with a microwave.

You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.

The first time I try to let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me.

I’m an epileptic photographer.

I'll eat you up, I love you so.

Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays!

I’m going to smuggle you in your sleep!