“You’ll thank me when no one eats our brains. You’ll thank me.”

I love Salty Palmer.

They'll make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss.

"A trouser friendly kiss."

Executive Realness

Oh dear lord, STOP!

If only it was white chocolate moose.

Step up in the party like my name was that bitch

"I'm a professional yawn ruiner." -JL

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip.

It never stops!

And I need snow tires like it's nobody's business.

Gone.

Coming out swinging like Tiger Woods wife

Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy,
It’s nightmare on Elm street and guess who’s playing Freddy.

My chick do stuff dat ya chick wish she could

Alyssa, Julie, Nicky and I braved the snow, drove into a guard rail and scratched up my poor car. All for sushi.

But it was damn good sushi.

Alright, everyone gather around the stereotype.

Worst headache in a long time today. It's been a while, so I guess I was due.

Fate and Destiny are the names of strippers.

“I just want a boyfriend who regularly shops at the Gap so I can just steal his shit.” –Me

“Amen sister.” –Alyssa

“He went into the bathroom to grab his wizard stick.” –Kristin

Cut my hand at work. Smoooth. Then got onion juice in the cut, burned.
Get home from my 4 hour shift that turned into a 6 hour shift and was immediately given a "peppermint patty." Best welcome home ever.

I'm working on making changes on here. It's been a while.
Also, this is the start of my Digital Diary for class.

Painfully normal.

Good morning winter.

“I’m here, I’m queer, but don’t get used to it because I’m leaving you.”

A rock! A dog! The earth!

December, be kind.

Why is it that we hurt the people we love the most?

“Go meet a handsome stranger and have a little rendezvous in the library.” –Alyssa
Always administering clearly sound advice.

Didn't that guy die? He died.

“Is that Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh? He better watch out, or he’ll get AIDs when he date rapes her.” Ghost World

I got dead animals on and every dead president with me.

Children don’t grow up.

Our bodies get bigger.

But our hearts get torn up.

I've made a huge mistake.

It's always snowing in Rochester.

Paper, snow, a GHOST!

Dinner shall be served in a bag tonight.

Henry's door is frozen shut. There was icicles hanging from the keyhole.
So tomorrow morning will consist of:
Thawing Henry's door,
Getting him to start,
Pushing him out of the mud,
Then moving him off the lawn.

“God bless a chickpea.”

A Vague Sense of Unease.

Enlarged to show texture.

I think tomorrow I’m blowing my brain out. But tonight, I’m getting drunk.

Preparing to walk for class at 2 because my car is stuck in the mud and I have no good sense to ask people for help. And when they offer I feel bad and like an inconvenience so I decline.

One of dad’s many talents is wearing suits.

I already miss my moms cooking.

It's been raining a lot. I think I got Henry stuck in the mud in the yard. We'll see how it all goes in the morning.