Teach me how to Dougie.

FUCKING FLEX!

I thought it was taking a picture.

Currently Nameless Boy

SO CUTE!!

Note to self/ Short term goals:

Tomorrow night, get changed in pajamas, get under the covers and go to sleep like a normal person instead of waking up at 5am to discover that your body shut you down from exhaustion and you are still in your entire outfit from the day, the light is still on and you are cold from having been sleeping over the covers.

For the second night in a row.

“Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?”

"How about some hot mango?"

Where I shall be spending my Monday evenings.

I've prepared myself for you to leave again in the only way I know how.

“What am I trying to hide and why are you trying to die?” –Alex

I love boring things.

Whoops...

"So dumb guys like dumb girls, and smart guys like dumb girls? So what do smart girls get?"
"Cats, mostly."

People come and go so quickly here!

"They're mad good cause they're mad cheap." -Alex
"Just like you Katie." -Julie
I was suppose to miss these girls?
♥

I love my friends.

Ctrl + C & Ctrl + V

Bullshit.

"Sorry I can't talk no, I have to hibernate under these blankets."

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." - Charles de Gaulle

Is it a squirrel behind another squirrel?

Sam sent me this text today: “I’m about to go nap in your bed."
Then later: "I'm going to rub my butt all over your bed.”
Miss you too Sammy.

Kaila got me a box. A certified box.

Before

After

“Basically I want to be in the 1920’s… but have voting rights.” –Kaila

Deep fried parakeets.

"I have serious issues taking orders from someone who thought that realists were people who sold houses."
-My other half, Kaila Maria RyanBarns&Noble,
Wegmans,
Denny's,
Kaila's house,
Home.
Sumo tomorrow.
Love.

When there’s a will, there’s a relative.

“Did aunt Pat do anything right?” –Uncle Tim
“She died.” –Aunt Patty

I napped after everyone left and dreamed about Harry Potter and cleaning.

This book is not about you.

I found this while cleaning, it's a shot glass we got with a bottle of Jagger. It is now mine.

I love my new book. It's kind of really depressing but just so funny at a same time:

“Being dead is awful but it’s better than the shame of being lonely.”

Also don't care that I look so upset in these photos because it is almost 4am and I've been cleaning all day, well since noon but still.
I'm tired, for once, and want to sleep but these pies are taking forever. I think we're bailing on the apple pies.

Spreading the awkwardness.

I really like Mr. Clean magic eraser sponges, so my mom bought me an assortment tonight. I have never claimed I am a normal human being. My mother is a saint for dealing with me with such grace.

Ahhh, lederhosen bonding.

Breaking from cleaning to have some tea. We're getting take out pizza because again, we don't feel like making anything tonight. We have to make so much over the next 24 hour.
I have to make 6 pies tonight. 6!
Usually I only have to make 4:
Two pumpkin and two pecan with one of each having a gluten free crust for my aunt.
This year though, my mom is into making apple pies so I get to make two of those as well.
Tonight is going to be fun.

I’m a dog, I’m loyal to anyone who scratches my ear for two minutes.

(Starry Night cafe.)

Once upon a time, there was a pool noodle.

I really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.

Nicky is so fabulous.

The sex addict who went organic.

Dead peoples things for sale.

I ache in all the places others get pleasure.

I don’t do too much talking these days.

Well, that seems off.We ate Chinese takeout because we didn't want to do dishes. I looked super classy eating my rice out of the container and drinking my cranberry juice straight from the bottle.

Warning: I do dumb things.

Take a shower, take a pill.

I found all of these last night:

-From summer before I went to see Sam.

-Sam's blog from the first time I went to visit her this summer.

She calls it mayonegg.

Humans are truly disgusting creatures.

Severed his spinal cord, killing him.

“This... this is a photograph of a hooker! Outside of Hong Kong.”

Murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

One more time with feeling.

I'm the king's thirty second son.
Born to him in thirty second's time.
Born to him the night still young.

And I’m winning you with words because I have no other way.

Alyssa and Helen, freshman year.Alyssa and Helen, this year.

Alyssa and I, freshman year.

Me, Alyssa and Helen freshman year. So funny, I love this picture.

Helen, Alyssa and I this year.

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“Well I don’t think there a law against hiding in a pipe organ…”

The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.