Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

When playing rough with your friends dog goes from playful to brutal.

Red wine, shrimp, calamari, spicy tuna rolls & Kaila Maria Ryan, 2011 here we come.

Lots of new dreams.

He then proceeded to pee on the table.

Blue.

One. Two. Three.

Sin like you mean it.

You looked happy. Happy with a secret.

I’m missing days.

Want. Need. Now please.

What if it quivers?

I'll leave you alone forever now.

Kick her in the balls!

Not applicable in Massachusetts.

When you smile, you lie.

So, logged into my old photobuckets. Embarrassment galore.

But here's Becki's rad Ninja Turtles Halloween costume!

Used Metal.

Chipotle and accidental romper purchase.

“Holy vanishing vitals, he’s dead!”

Here's hoping.

For Christmas I got: A tea pot, a mug for tea, 4 different kinds of tea, biscotti, Sedaris's new book, oh and inside the mug is more tea so actually that makes 5. :)
Yes, I love me some tea and activities to do/eat while drinking tea.

“We came to see my family, not have fun.”

Christmas:
When we pretend we're good Catholics who don't only go church on major holidays and attend the Christmas Eve or Day mass.

We should be set until Easter now.

“First date, stick to vandalism and loitering.”

For me to be functioning before noon during this vacation requires multiple large cups of highly caffeinated tea.

You are the beautiful half.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy raspberries, which are kind of the same thing.

Things we left behind.

Fuck dancing around people's feelings, you look like hot topic vomited all over you, go change.

Thank you for being the cookie in my jar.

He's been sleeping on my chest for the past two hours. I need nothing else.

If you lived here you’d be home by now.

And may their first child be a masculine child.

Shut up naked boy!

“What the fuck was that? Like a cheese stick?"
Like a G6.
"No fuck that he said cheese stick.”

That’s the upside of having a mental breakdown.

This Christmas I’d rather have your presence than your presents.

“I feel like there should be a bodice ripping smut section.”

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

Now it’s back to the way we started. Strangers.

Poor grammar is no way into my heart or pants.

If karma doesn’t hit you I will.

“Sugar is bad. Sugar rots your teeth. Sugar makes you hyper. Hitler ate sugar.”

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

"I fucked up the back of my ear."
"Are you taking a picture first?"
"Yeees."

“Sometimes I walk around like an airplane.”

“Just because he puts his dick in me doesn’t make him my boyfriend.” –Kaila

No tickling lead to… oral sex.

I have low esteem for everyone else. –Daria

“Looking forward to killing you.”

Got home at almost 3am.
I slept through almost all the daylight. I woke up at 7pm. 7. That's impressive even for me.
No one disturbed me.
Arm is already sore and marked with red welts via my darling Maya.
Puppy peed on me in the first hour of being home and holding it.
And my mom is making curry tonight.
Perfect.

“You still have a year and a half to tackle that onion.” –Oscar

Work was pointless.

“He dreams in negative?” –Alyssa

I have only slept for an hour. But I got what I wanted from the cage. So now to sleep before dealing with Henry. I still need to pack. Shit.

Bona nit/dia!

One can never add enough glitter to a husband's memory.

Clyde hates me and refuses to stare at the computer.

We're going to sell them cheap books and legal addictive stimulants.

I got 22 in the raffle! WOO HOO! Now to get my ass to the cage at 8am and decide what I want to take out for break.

My thoughts have been pretty messed up lately.

Alyssa hid this dollar inside a page in one of my journals so that one day I'll be flipping through it and find a dollar and it will hopefully brighten my day.

Cheesy romance movies I have been watching lately:
Love Actually, You've Got Mail, When Harry Met Sally,

"I wake pies and make the dead. That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.”

Secret Santa dinner.

“I’m sorry about your next best thing magic dad.”

“Brb, I’m going to find something for… Uh, can it still be considered dinner at this point?” –Kaila (2:52am)